June 2011
When you tell your parents there is no food in the...
“Mom I can’t find anything to eat”
“What the hell are you talking about? There’s food EVERYWHERE”
“I said food not ingredients”
In a perfect world:
I feel like answering questions.
rebellingy0uth:
make me happy? :)
When you`re in the middle of telling a joke.
ohitsmamagoose:
loveandjealousy:
& you ain`t even get to the funny part yet, but you`re already like :
“Na na, hold up, the funny part`s coming up.”
But your friend just stares at you…waiting :
Then when you tell them the funny part they don`t laugh. & they say your joke wasn`t funny.
You`re just like.
I`m funny bitch!
Don`t deny it.
yooo I do this all the...
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
younqboiijayy:
please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
LMAOOOO
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
imadifferenter:
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
LMFAO !
The awkward moment when someone starts singing a...
When boys and girls are best friends.
What people think happens:
What really happens:
reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like...
desireswantsneeds:
On my Dashboard I always see people getting...
scaricat:
bittersweet-feelings:
ayapayaa:
AND I’M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE:
couldnt have said it any better
lmfao
My life -_-
Tell me the point in following me if you're not...
Anonymous asked: I luuhhh you gee.
